There has been so much happening in my life that I have not been able to keep up on my online life. On the other hand, I am sure that Tingu and the new additions (read Tarzan) are encashing every opportunity to spread malaise about me. Thank you guys.
So here it comes straight from the horse's mouth. I have commited the mortal sin of commiting to someone and somehow am not regretting it yet. Yeah, I did travel 7000 miles to get to her - as if India had any shortage of females, yeah 500 million were not enough for me.
Anyway, am I here to bullshit about me? Hell no!! There are some developments that I would like to tell you guys about - Tingu. Did you guys notice some change in his style of writing? He actually jotted something nice about a certain female.. Who the fuck am I kidding? Yeah, our dear friend has been sized up, measured and found wanting.. but then, that's has always been the case, right Tingu? Four feet something would always be found wanting.. but here its a different case altogether.. Bebe - beautiful gal with brains - as Tingu puts it has our lil pest by his balls and everything else too.
Dr. Troy, moving to b'lore certainly did you one good thing, you dont have to put up with Tingu's bullshitology day in and day out. But then, deciphering any kind of information has certainly been one of your weak points rite? I certainly hope that the kicks that you got on new year in mussorie should have pacified your ass for some time - lest it grows out of being kicked. And I'd say, you better make "Dost.. Dost naa raha.." your anthem.
Tarzan, is one hellua colorful person.. No, I'm not talking about his character, its his choice of clothes that make him colorful, lately I've been telling him : you are funny, but then looks aren't everything.
Harmu, well.. earlier introduced as Rose, is the kind of person who'd wrestle a chocolate bar from a kid. So all you aunties out there watch out, she is "adults only" material.
Bebe, a natural addition to our gang, a freak trying to fit into a regular person's shoes, in the process knocking two of our original member's of the three nuts. Now you know, who was knock out and who knocked in?
I guess that enough of malaise, I've already given out enough to get me killed six times over. I'm sure tingu would try and cover it up with a new post.
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This post atleast deserves a comment to start with, I will definitely put more than that a lil later.
So motu talks about me being held by my balls and everthing else.
Don't know about myself Motu, but I am sure that you understand the feeling perfectly. Thinking about denying it and saying your famous "Nah", hmm, look at your wedding ring and am sure you can't do that no more ;). Look at your credit card bills and you won't do it no more.
If you think about denying it even now, think about your long term plans of buying microwave, dining table, crockery, and other alien stuff. I am with you my friend in this tough time.
Your Friend :)
Ansh
(Reality Keeps Ruining My Life - There is happiness in life and then there is marriage - don't trust me ask motu)
Hmm...a good payback but worth giving it my shot too.we are talking here about MOTU..a guy who interests not only me,tingu,tilu,bebe and harminder but also a lot of Companies like Citibank,ICICI etc for their credit card bills..
Ladke aaj kal ke ladke-Akal se khalki jeb se kadke...perfect saying for him..but still he has the balls to stand up straight
Marriage has done bad to him..he has become an old horse..still gulping his beer and working on a laptop on a stand by mode..
But he will remain a good friend.no matter what agony he is going thru,we will be there MOTU,to change the colour of ur butt
Wait till u get ur financials right..and we will see who is more colourful..
Rest in Next
your well wisher
Tarzan
Owowowowo....Motu i think truth will always be reveled and with every post more of the truth about Tingu is coming out.....Frienz I met Motu few days back in B'lore and there were no signs of him being a different person could be traced(I am not being nice to you Motu just speaking the fact)......I thiink Tingu and Tarzan gotta get their stats in place.....
Mote don't worry I have better options with me rather than making "Dost dost na raha..."(I know that's true).....And it's quite a tough task to kick Troy ;) cause he will hardly let people do that....so dude I beleive in giving kicks to other by some shocks hehehehe....
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