Lesson Learnt: Have a Healthy Disregard for the Impossible

Another one bites the dust. A sad day in the history of MCP clan.

Disregarding Tingu's philosophy about marriage (Tingu's philosophy or rather Bullshitosophy - There is happiness in life and then there is marriage), Motu has finally decided to put his head under the guillotine called 'Marriage'. After a long seven years (I may be wrong about the years, but who cares) of courtship, Motu has tested positive for the disease called marriage. His life is over now, if I may add with some masochistic pleasure (c'mon folks it hurts). The symptoms of the disease in Motu have started to show up very often now, such as: plans to buy microwave, dining table, etc. Who on earth talks like that man. If marriage wasn't scary enough for me, it has become even scarier as I am watching my friend suffer from it. God bless him. Two minutes of silence in the rememberance of the 'Cool Boy Jay'.

Anyways, it has been long and you guys deserve an update on our lives. This is an update starting January 1, 2007. Now the question is that 'What happened before that?'. So my question to you folks is that are you guys really interested, if yes, then let us know. We will think about writing some stuff in next ten years. We love you all.

Motu:
Do I need to say more about him? He went to the love of his life (only 7000 miles from India and 20 degrees colder place) to meet the death of his bachelorhood (for christsake man, was he nuts? They are right when they say that 'Love is Blind'. I personally think it is deaf, dumb, and retarded as well.) and came back with the engagement ring. Engagement ring, doesn't the ring of it sound scary? Sounds like the equivalent of SUFFERring (agreed. I picked it up from somwhere. Don't start screaming folks.). Apart from that small bachlors-life-ending incident, life has been rocking for him. Tons of beer, dance, smoke; we get into the details a lil later.

Tingu:
Life has been a mixed bag for our little pest. He has gone through the horrible experience of being a part of two marriage and has religiously prayed for the peace of the two dead men. For the new year, it was amazing and awsome mountains in India. All in all, things have not been bad. I am sure you folks will get some comments about it from Motu. (By the way I am publishing this blog in his absence so that I can avoid his editing bit.)

DR. Troy:
Life has been a teacher for DR. Troy. He has been taught the most critical lesson for his life as described below:

Bullshitosophy of Life: Life can be beautiful without friends. Their company may not always do you good. I have to confess that myself and Motu have done our best to teach him this.

So as you guys may have gathered that we are taking good care of our friend DR. Troy. Our friend has understood the essence of this lesson and has moved out of Delhi with us wishing him Good Luck and Good Riddance.

Time to introduce some more characters in the dramatic lives of 'Three Nuts in Delhi'.

Harmu: A very beautiful girl who is the apt epitome of this fact about girls.

Bullshitosophy about Girls: The beauty and brains are inveresely proportional to each other in Girls. Girls if you understood the meaning of 'inversely proporotional' then congratulations you are safe from Mankind (no one wud ever bother you) and if you did not then my number is +91 9999 2298 34. I love dumb females.

Bebe (or baby): A very beautiful girl again but with some signs of brains (Harmu: stop screaming. There are exceptions to all the rules.) and bebe don't be elated by no comments on you. Your time shall come as well.

Tarzan: Again, the name says it all. Wild at heart and otherwise as well. DOn't believe me, then wait till the time I post his dancing videos.

We will give you updates on our new characters regularly. There is a lot to talk about otherwise as well.

So may God bless all.

Tingu
(Reality keeps ruining my life)

P.S. Bullshitosophy: Motu, seeking revenge is sinful. Don't you ever do that.