Loonie Getting into Show-biz

You heard that right folks.....I am getting into show business......so long suckers..... :)

Alright alright.....the story is.....that a friend of mine, a TV series producer, makes game shows for a certain channel in China.....and this year they have got a game show going which are based on certain countries....so for example: couple of episodes on UK would involve british games...and its India's turn :).....

So, we are doing some cultural games, some physical games, etc. based on things which happen in India :)....so we have come up with some ideas , such as, kabaddi, girls trying to put a sari, guys putting on a dhoti, etc. etc. So I am going to be a participant in these games :) We shoot tomorrow and the show will be aired on national channel in china :).....

so guys, the autograph you took of me, the pictures together, etc. are going to worth a lot.....and next time when you try to visit me, don't forget to call first........

So long suckers.....

Edition One: What If Ansh Stayed in His Home Town and Never Came to Delh in 2002?

Better late than never as they say eh :).....I took a bit of time, but what the hell - it is not that you guys are paying to write stuff. I guess you guys may pay me not to write the "what if" stories...

Alright so what were my choices when I decided to move to delhi.....

1. Go to delhi and prepare for MBA....so we all know how that turned out :)

2. Go to a place close to home to become a chartered accountant....
-> Ok then i would have become a accountant and would be working somewhere close to home....probably married...may be one kid.....

3. Stay home and get into family business....
-> Certainly married till now..may be couple of kids.....

4. Get married to the then miss world and leave happily after (who was it - can't remember - but how does it matter, she was the miss world)
-> Certainly divorced till now and probably dating scarlet johanssan....

5. Become a monk and devote my life to the betterment of human-kind
-> Certainly a junkie till now

But I decided to go to delhi as i was a man/boy of principles with very high aspirations (yeah higher than marrying the then miss world) :) (yeah folks, here is your chance to go again...)

Next time it will be jay's turn to outline the choices he had....jay....c'mon man....apply for a permission straight away from baigal to spend some time on this...let me know if you want me to help you get this permission....

Weekend Full of Memories, Friendship, and Love

Have been reminiscing over the last two days, of course alcohol has been helping all this while....All kind of memories - sweet, sour, bitter and a whole lot of memories between sweet and sour....

So this is what i have been thinking about...........................

A dude from tribal SEZ in CG (as Jay/tillu/and heck all the friends of mine in India would lovingly say) came to delhi in 2002 with nothing but just hope to make somthing of my life. I guess all of us did something similar, i.e. did somthing just out of hope and nothing else at some point in our lives (except for tillu of course as he has been letting the life take him to places - ah damn that sounds good, so to be more specific - he never knew what he could do in life so he just hung on to whatever came his way - he is pathetic sucker).....However, coming to delhi with hope was not the first time i did somthing without a plan; there have been many such things......yeah yeah you all would love to hear about it all - won't you - not gonna happen suckers, you guys would have to buy my AUTOBIOGRAPHY for that.....yeah yeah you heard it right - that's why i wrote it in caps you bums........

Anyways, point was that all in all life has turned out allright for us so far. We all have found friends (c'mon i know its corny you suckers - but just stay with me for a bit), love (nah tille - your rape by the dame from amex is not the same as this; and neither Naveen's love for every chick he comes across qualifies for that - you guys obviously know that I mean every word here - hahahahaha....jayprabhasuryakiran - hats off to yo mate; mona, the UFOs and raneet the rapist - what an adorable couple that is - hats off to ya as well mots.....), and we all turned out ok professionally (though i can't stop wondering: how did i manage to land at evs and if it didn't happen then what would have happened to me; if jay did not go to hitachi - what would have become of him; if tillu was not gay what would have happend to him/ok on a serious note, if he had not got into BPO industry then what would have happened to him; what about our jamie and the fucker gaurav bajpai.....mots....harmu....)......

Anyways - I am gonna write some blogs on this what if not over the next few days and let us seee how that turns out.....

I am doing alright.....still having fun, still partying, and working n working.....went to a 'Love Boat' party this weekend and yes you guys are right it was as gay as it sounds...it was the height of sterotype man as they were playing songs like 'its raining men - hellal.....its raining men' - jesus it was funny......am glad i was with some female friends.....

I know you guys miss me a lot and jay even cries at times in a dark corner....I miss you all bums too......it has been good knowing ya folks - I had to say this as it is the time for me to return to my planet.....bullshitune......

God bless ya all...watch this space for 'what if' stories....

PS: I am coming to India late night march 3 or rather early morning march 4 - looking forward to seeing ya all suckers....

Of Harvard and Tribal SEZ’s!!!

Ansh, if you don’t respect yourself, please consider the how your posts might affect the otherwise high standards of our blog. I mean posting a video which says your hometown is a tribal SEZ ,and bragging about it, what the fuck!!! You must be smoking some serious stuff.

Well, guys enough about the pest, did you know that James Ma has actually started calling people? I mean that’s a paradigm shift, and do you know the cause? Marriage - just like I started helping around the house, Mona started eating less and Naveen started dreaming of a gymnasium, James has started to raise the iron curtain on his pocket.

Well last week, I sent my application to two schools. It was a crazy experience. It was like submitting my university projects all over again. You do a shit load of work, then sit and wait for a favorable result. Now, within a week I’ve reached a situation where I think patience sucks!! And anybody who advocates that to me right now will face the “Indian fist of fury”.

Happy New Year - Love You All

Ø Love – Hate
Ø Happiness - Sadness
Ø Regret for Something You Did – Regret for Something You Did Not
Ø Friendship - Enmity
Ø Despair – Joy
Ø Forgive – Revenge
Ø Understand – Don’t Understand
Ø Surprise – Knowing
Ø Disappointment – Satisfaction
Ø Sympathy – Indifference
Ø Life – Death

That’s life!!!

Anyways - I owe you guys an update :). So here it goes folks. Bless you all.

First of all - I found out why US is freaking losing all the wars they fight :) - first hand. Wrestled and ex-army from the US ground forces. He was no marine, but I totally kicked his ass. hehe. Ok ok, enough of pleasuring my self (ah not that way jay - grow up ya fuck - you are married now)..

Update on our THAPA, CHEENA, NEPALI, ORRIYA MF. The anaconda named Rubina has finally decided to swallow the prey after she killed him with her ways (actually, she had him at hello - c'mon cheeney, you never have had even one relationship before her - atleast not with a girl). He is getting it in March - oh I meant marriage (what did you guys think - jayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy) unbelievable.

Naveen: hahahahaha - getting engaged as well...(c'mon you BH - didn't you say that I am gonna get married to a hill - ha, take that my man - another one down)

Tilla: ....................... (ya - that's how his life is - full of dots and no notes)...........................................................

Jay: Has his hands full - his mom in law is visiting (as if two ladies in his life were not enough :))........hahahaha.....But ok - I agree that he is working too hard these days too finish his applications for mba....i never thought it would be difficult for him - as it simply involves lying and he is an expert in that.....lying and enjoying it (hehehehe - think my friend - think now).....

Alright, I digressed a bit as I started with the plan to give and update on my life....but hell, how could I miss being MEan to my friends :).

I am doing alright guys. My new year resolution - get back in shape (which doesn't mean I am out of it - yeah a bit overweight, but hell who isn't)....I have been able to keep up with my exercise and diet routine for the first few days of the new year - let us see how it goes...

Getting sleepy and am thinking of getting some alcohol......alright folks - that will be all for this time.....Untill next time.....

I would say what jay says always - LOVE THY NEIGHBOUR BUT NEVER GET CAUGHT.....

Shanghai FIGHT

Mean Lean Ansh and Skeeter - The Fight


Hope you guys enjoy it :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjYG9vNgu2s

Love you all,
Ansh