Ladies, Gents, and Tillu......
Have been busy lately.....Had a crazy project to work on - finished it over last couple of weeks. Now I can breathe easy.
Today is a nice and relaxed sundy with cigs, beers, and my comp (minus porn)....
Had plans to go out with friends for a picnic - but the freaking weather killed the plan....
So that's where comp comes into the picture.....
Life is good - a bit boring these days - need to do more stuff over the weekend or drink more to get to the point of not-caring...
That makes me get another beer....let me drink a bit more then i am gonna come out with some bullshitosophy.....
Sunday, November 23, 2008
Wednesday, September 03, 2008
Working on applications
Cracking gmat was easy. Writing the essays are a pain. It leaves u looking like a zombie by the end of the day. I mean how am I supposed to know how I am going to become the CEO of Microsoft 10 years down the lane. I mean, I don't even know what beer am I going to drink tonight, or for that matter how much. I can't even predict what would be my weight 5 months down the line - going by the present trend, it should be around 110kgs.
Anyway, I must update you guys that Chotu is coming to India for a short trip. His mom met with an accident. I'm really sorry for you man. I must say life is pretty fickle, yesterday, chotu was wary of going home cos of his marriage issue, today he can't wait till he gets here and sees his mom.
My bro got a nice job. Congratulations man!! :) nice work. If I could get a job that actually paid all the bills, I would have been a lil more relaxed with the whole idea of mba. Right now, life feels like a straightjacket. I can't even squeeze in a bottle of beer..
Anyway, I must update you guys that Chotu is coming to India for a short trip. His mom met with an accident. I'm really sorry for you man. I must say life is pretty fickle, yesterday, chotu was wary of going home cos of his marriage issue, today he can't wait till he gets here and sees his mom.
My bro got a nice job. Congratulations man!! :) nice work. If I could get a job that actually paid all the bills, I would have been a lil more relaxed with the whole idea of mba. Right now, life feels like a straightjacket. I can't even squeeze in a bottle of beer..
Sunday, August 17, 2008
The Answer to the Question being Asked Violently since 1989
Folks - love it or hate it.......
Vir Sanghvi has said it out loud....
What is the answer to the demands of free kashmir - go to the link and find out......http://www.hindustantimes.com/StoryPage/FullcoverageStoryPage.aspx?sectionName=ViewsSectionPage&id=37ea1a37-c222-41e7-8b19-859b5fd34cbdAmarnathLandRow_Special&&Headline=Think+the+Unthinkable
(Non-indians, you may not find this blog interesting at all)....
Vir Sanghvi has said it out loud....
What is the answer to the demands of free kashmir - go to the link and find out......http://www.hindustantimes.com/StoryPage/FullcoverageStoryPage.aspx?sectionName=ViewsSectionPage&id=37ea1a37-c222-41e7-8b19-859b5fd34cbdAmarnathLandRow_Special&&Headline=Think+the+Unthinkable
(Non-indians, you may not find this blog interesting at all)....
Friday, August 08, 2008
There are no free beers in Life
Okay, if you guys were thinking that I would put up some e-age philosophy like why the world is flat or why drug peddlers live with their moms, you guys just hold me in too high esteem, I just could not think of any other title to the blog.
Ansh's post was intelligent and insightful, other than that I cannot remember what he wrote. Please don't expect me to dissect his post or him for that matter. If you guys have a problem, have some fucking respect, learn to type in a few words; at least don't expect me to act like your newly acquired AK 47. I am writing this blog for my own reasons that might, or might not include bashing up Ansh, and that is entirely up to my discretion.
First things first, as you may or may not know, I am "researching" the MBA programs that I would like to attend - all these MBA colleges make it sound as if it’s my fucking choice where I choose to attend. Of course left to me, I'd choose the one with the highest average exit salary. However, in this process there is one thing I have come to understand: - that is to get into a Harvard MBA, you should have studied at Harvard, worked at a consulting company where you have done research on “What was Bush thinking when he attacked Iraq” or “How can GM get back in black”, helped homeless children from Djibouti to Timbuktu, lead a team of mountaineers to conquer K2 in winter and was able to generate enough funds to pay up the tuition fees. Well the buck does not stop there - the students cook up choicest of stories too, everyone claims to have led a multibillion dollar organization into a new market that lead to his managers kissing his ass for three generations, to be a combination Mother Teresa, Martin Luther King and MK Gandhi and would have wiped homeless children’s asses in Africa throughout his life if there was enough money to pay the bills, and of course to donate millions of dollars to the college in the future.
Anyway, let’s leave all that, the Olympics is on from today!! Ansh, you must be having a tough time, I heard that they are teaching Taxi Drivers how to speak in English, and not eat garlic before work. Also, there is a directive that you can't shake hands for more than 3 seconds with a foreigner -Jesus, now you have look at the watch while shaking hands "Eh, excuse me, let go of my hand - your 3 seconds are over." Talking of the Olympics, I could not resist mentioning one question that I've been asked time and again. How can a country of a billion plus people not win a significant number of medals? All the people who ask this question, clearly have not been to India or do not understood the pot bellied population of India who live with their parents till the age of thirty. I would have liked to explain this to the world, but too few people read this blog for that to happen, and I'm not offered a case to beer to write it down.
PS: If anyone feels that this blog is not funny enough or I've locked up my sense of humor in the closet, can wire me the money for a case of beer for better results.
Ansh's post was intelligent and insightful, other than that I cannot remember what he wrote. Please don't expect me to dissect his post or him for that matter. If you guys have a problem, have some fucking respect, learn to type in a few words; at least don't expect me to act like your newly acquired AK 47. I am writing this blog for my own reasons that might, or might not include bashing up Ansh, and that is entirely up to my discretion.
First things first, as you may or may not know, I am "researching" the MBA programs that I would like to attend - all these MBA colleges make it sound as if it’s my fucking choice where I choose to attend. Of course left to me, I'd choose the one with the highest average exit salary. However, in this process there is one thing I have come to understand: - that is to get into a Harvard MBA, you should have studied at Harvard, worked at a consulting company where you have done research on “What was Bush thinking when he attacked Iraq” or “How can GM get back in black”, helped homeless children from Djibouti to Timbuktu, lead a team of mountaineers to conquer K2 in winter and was able to generate enough funds to pay up the tuition fees. Well the buck does not stop there - the students cook up choicest of stories too, everyone claims to have led a multibillion dollar organization into a new market that lead to his managers kissing his ass for three generations, to be a combination Mother Teresa, Martin Luther King and MK Gandhi and would have wiped homeless children’s asses in Africa throughout his life if there was enough money to pay the bills, and of course to donate millions of dollars to the college in the future.
Anyway, let’s leave all that, the Olympics is on from today!! Ansh, you must be having a tough time, I heard that they are teaching Taxi Drivers how to speak in English, and not eat garlic before work. Also, there is a directive that you can't shake hands for more than 3 seconds with a foreigner -Jesus, now you have look at the watch while shaking hands "Eh, excuse me, let go of my hand - your 3 seconds are over." Talking of the Olympics, I could not resist mentioning one question that I've been asked time and again. How can a country of a billion plus people not win a significant number of medals? All the people who ask this question, clearly have not been to India or do not understood the pot bellied population of India who live with their parents till the age of thirty. I would have liked to explain this to the world, but too few people read this blog for that to happen, and I'm not offered a case to beer to write it down.
PS: If anyone feels that this blog is not funny enough or I've locked up my sense of humor in the closet, can wire me the money for a case of beer for better results.
Sunday, August 03, 2008
You Aim - You Get - Then What - Where Does It Stop?
Disclaimer: This post is being written under an extreme self-conscious state, which is only achieved as the result of severe alcoholism. Readers in a similar state of mind oughtta read this - rest piss off....So, my Drunk folks - welcome!!!! Sober People - Get a life....which you can by simply gettting a bottle, can, polythene (tille I am talking to YOU here - though there is a remote possibility of you turning up to this blog without a beer in your hand).....
Agreed the Headline Needs Some Background.
Alright let us start with this line (opening should be punchy eh? - Oh I think it already is..)
Personally and professionally, all of us (excluding tillu) aim for somthing.....
For example:
Jay:
Personally: Love of his life, respect from others (which he is never gonna get - heck, he does not respect himself after getting to the self-conscious state of mind I have been blabbering about), money (agreed: it should typically be a professional goal - but that is the case if you WORKKKKKK - so how does that apply here, I am sure you get the drift my drunk friends - sober folks - get a ...........), education (yes yes, jay stop jumping around now - agreed you have now got some mojo here), health (haaaaaa - i am sure you guys know george clooney, just add 100 pounds to him and give him a glass of beer - you got my friend here), party, party, party....etc.
Professionally: Intellectually satisfying job profile (in other words, you work less and make people feel you work a lot and you should get awfully paid), good position in a company, a good excuse to stay away from your personal life at times, etc.
Tillu
Personally: Love of his life (just a word of caution here, tillu here falls in love with anyone walking in a piece of skirt - yeah, it would not even matter if it was a guy), respect (hahahahahahahahahahaha), money (read the comments for Jay, our bro here is a category below jay), education (if only wishes came true - heheh), party, party, party.... etc.)
Professionally: Money, money, and money - he does not care how he gets it - no aspirations in life......heck, he would even whore himself to get it (actually if you seriously think about it, any form of work can be looked as whoring yourself - but to think this way you need help of beer and reach the stage of self-actualization)
Naveen
Personally: Love of his life (he falls in love with every girl he becomes friends with - and he plans his life in the first week of going out with the girl, things such as, marriage, kids, etc. are planned to stary with - typical Indian dude - how he is different from tillu, our friend here is looking for female company and he gets it some times; whereas tillu is just looking for company, any of it actually...), party, party, party....etc
Professionally: to be an entreprenure (dude actually is big dreamer, so if he plays the cards right he might actually make it....and then me and jay are gonna leech on him), etc.
Symka
Personally: Love of her life (guy should be wearing specs for sure, should be a good cook, should have money - meaning should not be a hippy, should be a good dancer, good dressing sense - so needs the sterotypical good guy), friends - lots of them, party, party, party....etc.
Professionally: Blondely satisfying job profile (in other words - she is a BLONDE - what else do you guys want me to say), enough money, a good excuse to stay away from your personal life at times, etc.
Disclaimer: No one can figure out what women want - so you may want to take my bullshit with a pinch of salt - heck, if nothing else it might taste better.....
Harmu
Personally: No clue actually - jay and tillu: I can use some help here...your comments are welcome.....party, party, party....
Professionally: Money, money, and money.......
Disclaimer: No one can figure out what women want - so you may want to take my bullshit with a pinch of salt - heck, if nothing else it might taste better.....
Why have I been listing all of this crap - why why why....oh I remember.....because i am drunk....bt to achieve what.....oh yes yes...i was trying to say somthin to you folks......let me copy paste the the stuff i started with......
Personally and professionally, all of us (excluding tillu) aim for somthing.....
SO THE QUESTION IS AFTER ACHIEVING WHAT YOU AIMED FOR - WHAT NEXT??
DO WE STOP AFTER ACHIEVING WHAT WE SET OUT FOR?
IF WE DO NOT STOP, THEN DO WE EVER STOP SETTING GOALS FOR OURSELVES?
IF WE DO NOT STOP SETTING GOALS, DOES THAT NOT UNDERMINE OUR ACHIEVEMENTS?
After looking at the life of little group of people here, the answer is actually NO for all the questions.....
After thinking hard about it all, I have realized one thing - I need another drink.....
Any thoughts my lovely friends - I miss you all.....(no Jay - I am not trying to use this line to get away with all the crap I heaped on all of you guys....
Off to a beer
Ansh
They say Love is blind - then can someone explain to me why chics don't dig tillu???
Agreed the Headline Needs Some Background.
Alright let us start with this line (opening should be punchy eh? - Oh I think it already is..)
Personally and professionally, all of us (excluding tillu) aim for somthing.....
For example:
Jay:
Personally: Love of his life, respect from others (which he is never gonna get - heck, he does not respect himself after getting to the self-conscious state of mind I have been blabbering about), money (agreed: it should typically be a professional goal - but that is the case if you WORKKKKKK - so how does that apply here, I am sure you get the drift my drunk friends - sober folks - get a ...........), education (yes yes, jay stop jumping around now - agreed you have now got some mojo here), health (haaaaaa - i am sure you guys know george clooney, just add 100 pounds to him and give him a glass of beer - you got my friend here), party, party, party....etc.
Professionally: Intellectually satisfying job profile (in other words, you work less and make people feel you work a lot and you should get awfully paid), good position in a company, a good excuse to stay away from your personal life at times, etc.
Tillu
Personally: Love of his life (just a word of caution here, tillu here falls in love with anyone walking in a piece of skirt - yeah, it would not even matter if it was a guy), respect (hahahahahahahahahahaha), money (read the comments for Jay, our bro here is a category below jay), education (if only wishes came true - heheh), party, party, party.... etc.)
Professionally: Money, money, and money - he does not care how he gets it - no aspirations in life......heck, he would even whore himself to get it (actually if you seriously think about it, any form of work can be looked as whoring yourself - but to think this way you need help of beer and reach the stage of self-actualization)
Naveen
Personally: Love of his life (he falls in love with every girl he becomes friends with - and he plans his life in the first week of going out with the girl, things such as, marriage, kids, etc. are planned to stary with - typical Indian dude - how he is different from tillu, our friend here is looking for female company and he gets it some times; whereas tillu is just looking for company, any of it actually...), party, party, party....etc
Professionally: to be an entreprenure (dude actually is big dreamer, so if he plays the cards right he might actually make it....and then me and jay are gonna leech on him), etc.
Symka
Personally: Love of her life (guy should be wearing specs for sure, should be a good cook, should have money - meaning should not be a hippy, should be a good dancer, good dressing sense - so needs the sterotypical good guy), friends - lots of them, party, party, party....etc.
Professionally: Blondely satisfying job profile (in other words - she is a BLONDE - what else do you guys want me to say), enough money, a good excuse to stay away from your personal life at times, etc.
Disclaimer: No one can figure out what women want - so you may want to take my bullshit with a pinch of salt - heck, if nothing else it might taste better.....
Harmu
Personally: No clue actually - jay and tillu: I can use some help here...your comments are welcome.....party, party, party....
Professionally: Money, money, and money.......
Disclaimer: No one can figure out what women want - so you may want to take my bullshit with a pinch of salt - heck, if nothing else it might taste better.....
Why have I been listing all of this crap - why why why....oh I remember.....because i am drunk....bt to achieve what.....oh yes yes...i was trying to say somthin to you folks......let me copy paste the the stuff i started with......
Personally and professionally, all of us (excluding tillu) aim for somthing.....
SO THE QUESTION IS AFTER ACHIEVING WHAT YOU AIMED FOR - WHAT NEXT??
DO WE STOP AFTER ACHIEVING WHAT WE SET OUT FOR?
IF WE DO NOT STOP, THEN DO WE EVER STOP SETTING GOALS FOR OURSELVES?
IF WE DO NOT STOP SETTING GOALS, DOES THAT NOT UNDERMINE OUR ACHIEVEMENTS?
After looking at the life of little group of people here, the answer is actually NO for all the questions.....
After thinking hard about it all, I have realized one thing - I need another drink.....
Any thoughts my lovely friends - I miss you all.....(no Jay - I am not trying to use this line to get away with all the crap I heaped on all of you guys....
Off to a beer
Ansh
They say Love is blind - then can someone explain to me why chics don't dig tillu???
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