Disclaimer: This post is being written under an extreme self-conscious state, which is only achieved as the result of severe alcoholism. Readers in a similar state of mind oughtta read this - rest piss off....So, my Drunk folks - welcome!!!! Sober People - Get a life....which you can by simply gettting a bottle, can, polythene (tille I am talking to YOU here - though there is a remote possibility of you turning up to this blog without a beer in your hand).....
Agreed the Headline Needs Some Background.
Alright let us start with this line (opening should be punchy eh? - Oh I think it already is..)
Personally and professionally, all of us (excluding tillu) aim for somthing.....
For example:
Jay:
Personally: Love of his life, respect from others (which he is never gonna get - heck, he does not respect himself after getting to the self-conscious state of mind I have been blabbering about), money (agreed: it should typically be a professional goal - but that is the case if you WORKKKKKK - so how does that apply here, I am sure you get the drift my drunk friends - sober folks - get a ...........), education (yes yes, jay stop jumping around now - agreed you have now got some mojo here), health (haaaaaa - i am sure you guys know george clooney, just add 100 pounds to him and give him a glass of beer - you got my friend here), party, party, party....etc.
Professionally: Intellectually satisfying job profile (in other words, you work less and make people feel you work a lot and you should get awfully paid), good position in a company, a good excuse to stay away from your personal life at times, etc.
Tillu
Personally: Love of his life (just a word of caution here, tillu here falls in love with anyone walking in a piece of skirt - yeah, it would not even matter if it was a guy), respect (hahahahahahahahahahaha), money (read the comments for Jay, our bro here is a category below jay), education (if only wishes came true - heheh), party, party, party.... etc.)
Professionally: Money, money, and money - he does not care how he gets it - no aspirations in life......heck, he would even whore himself to get it (actually if you seriously think about it, any form of work can be looked as whoring yourself - but to think this way you need help of beer and reach the stage of self-actualization)
Naveen
Personally: Love of his life (he falls in love with every girl he becomes friends with - and he plans his life in the first week of going out with the girl, things such as, marriage, kids, etc. are planned to stary with - typical Indian dude - how he is different from tillu, our friend here is looking for female company and he gets it some times; whereas tillu is just looking for company, any of it actually...), party, party, party....etc
Professionally: to be an entreprenure (dude actually is big dreamer, so if he plays the cards right he might actually make it....and then me and jay are gonna leech on him), etc.
Symka
Personally: Love of her life (guy should be wearing specs for sure, should be a good cook, should have money - meaning should not be a hippy, should be a good dancer, good dressing sense - so needs the sterotypical good guy), friends - lots of them, party, party, party....etc.
Professionally: Blondely satisfying job profile (in other words - she is a BLONDE - what else do you guys want me to say), enough money, a good excuse to stay away from your personal life at times, etc.
Disclaimer: No one can figure out what women want - so you may want to take my bullshit with a pinch of salt - heck, if nothing else it might taste better.....
Harmu
Personally: No clue actually - jay and tillu: I can use some help here...your comments are welcome.....party, party, party....
Professionally: Money, money, and money.......
Disclaimer: No one can figure out what women want - so you may want to take my bullshit with a pinch of salt - heck, if nothing else it might taste better.....
Why have I been listing all of this crap - why why why....oh I remember.....because i am drunk....bt to achieve what.....oh yes yes...i was trying to say somthin to you folks......let me copy paste the the stuff i started with......
Personally and professionally, all of us (excluding tillu) aim for somthing.....
SO THE QUESTION IS AFTER ACHIEVING WHAT YOU AIMED FOR - WHAT NEXT??
DO WE STOP AFTER ACHIEVING WHAT WE SET OUT FOR?
IF WE DO NOT STOP, THEN DO WE EVER STOP SETTING GOALS FOR OURSELVES?
IF WE DO NOT STOP SETTING GOALS, DOES THAT NOT UNDERMINE OUR ACHIEVEMENTS?
After looking at the life of little group of people here, the answer is actually NO for all the questions.....
After thinking hard about it all, I have realized one thing - I need another drink.....
Any thoughts my lovely friends - I miss you all.....(no Jay - I am not trying to use this line to get away with all the crap I heaped on all of you guys....
Off to a beer
Ansh
They say Love is blind - then can someone explain to me why chics don't dig tillu???
Sunday, August 03, 2008
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2 comments:
Hahaha..innocuous end to a well planned theatre act...
Come on Tingu ( aka Ansh )...u dont even qualify for the classification of " What Women Want "...explained in the word " Tingu "
A guy who jumped from Jharkand to China ought to have these thoughts in mind....dont worry Tingu...u might jump as much u want...but doesnt matter how much capacity u show to ur DAD..u will get the Mountain...
And regarding the love for girls and the attitude which follows..u will get the reply within 48 hrs..when m in senses ( atleast 2 bottles of beer )
My man Naveen.....
What the hell are you talkin about - out of all you have written.....only the first line makes sense....
And here I thought highly of you - my bad...heehehehe
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